My Gift

As in, the gift that I get. Just for coming to the planet. Yams, carrots, brocccolli, cauliflower, beets, potatoes, onions, chicken, spices. And a loving friend to cook it for me! When I moved here my roommate Sophia came up to me every night and hesitatingly asked, "Would it be all right with you if I cooked you dinner." Well, I don't like to mooch, but I was hungry, and she looked like she really wanted me to eat with her. Last week I just gave her money for groceries to ease my conscience. She's so cute! Last night she was all, "Have you eaten? ...No? Can I make you supper? I'll be really fast!" And she made this in no time at all. And I've decided the vegetarian meal replacement powder I mix in with my whey protein shake does not come close to this for healthiness or tasting good. By the ingredients - Brown Rice, Flax, Chlorella, Sunflower Oil, Stevia, Licorice, Wild Blueberry, Grape, Raspberry, Cranberry, Cherry, Wild Bilberry, Strawberry, Rooibos, and a full spectrum of digestive enzymes plus a vitamin and mineral blend - one would assume it would have real food licked. But it makes me shudder every time I gulp it down. My new plan it to use absorb it through my skin. First I will go to Marvel, probably next week and get a body wrap treatment. Then I will duplicate it at home and use my healthy vegetarian powder as the goo. I'm back and forth about whether to mix it with water, olive oil, or mud. Sometimes I think I should use them all but then I worry that their conflicting jobs will nullify each other. You know, - the mud drawing out toxins, the olive oil being absorbed - will they know how to get around each other okay? That's why I need to go to Marvel first and learn. I know you are remembering honey right now. Well, ...maybe I should put a little honey in. It does have good bacteria and enzymes aren't bacteria. Am I right? Are enzymes the same as bacteria and no one told me? Well, if anyone has advice, freely dispense it. I'm not trying this till next week.