Saturday, January 12, 2008

I am proud of all of you



You did it didn't you. And you enjoyed it. No. No one told me. Your roommate kept it a secret. (Just like you threaten him to when he walked into the kitchen unexpectedly and caught you in the honey jar.)
I just have this amazing ability to sense these things. Otherwise, why do you come here so silently.
Hey, don't worry, your secret is safe with me. Yeah...Oh! I have another one for you that I am in love with.
Crack and egg in a bowl and whip it up and pour it on your hair. Just like the little guy in the picture!
I guess you could leave it in all day since it does hold your hair pretty stiff after a couple of minutes - but the best part I think is when you rinse it out - in cold water. (You don't want omlette hair!)
It is so hard to get it all out!
For the final step you pour vinegar over your head. I'm sure you've heard of doing that before - but have you ever tried it? Trust me. Its great! I wasn't wrong about the honey mask leaving you invigorated and radiant now was I. This you are going to love!

Hey, doesn't that empty canoe on the lake make you just want to be there right now? I have paddles for us. We could go right now! And you could bring the picnic lunch because we both know you are the better cook. Even at sandwhiches. I'm just good at appreciating what you make because you its so much better than what I can do.


What about this empty beach side chair? There should be two chairs, or maybe not ... maybe I can give you one of the best pedicures of your life while you relax and listen to the ocean. It would be so easy for me to do since there already is sand, seaweed, salt and water. Which are four main ingrediants of really great pedicures.




Wouldn't that be heaven! Let's not just talk about it. Let's do it! ... Unfortunately I'm booked up until 2010....The band is going out to Vancouver to record and also where I will be taking African drumming lessons. Then I get to watch my niece and nephew while my beloved sister-in-law goes to school. Then I'm getting my degree as a nail technician ... I'm swamped! But if you reply right away I will put you down as Next. Do you want to be Next?

4 comments:

Tara said...

I found your blog at last. Welcome to the world of Blogger. You seem to be already getting some fans, which is an excellent start. Great photos. I love the one with the canoe.

Anonymous said...

Well,Tara, thank-you! You may have the first amazing pedicure of 2010. By then I will have a liscence for it. Hopefully you are back in Edmonton by then or else I will dutifully come find you in whichever continent you reside. (Which may be a lot of fun!) And we can take that canoe trip!

Minchin Web said...

While I've never tried vinegar, I have seen lemon juice in action. My sister would use it when we'd do swimming lessons. Something about spending two weeks in a pool (chlorine and copper in the water?) would turn my sister's blond hair green, and brushing lemon juice through seemed to fix it.

Canoeing and enjoying the beach - two very good choices. Now if only Vancouver wasn't a 12 hour car ride away and all the lakes around here weren't frozen over...

Anonymous said...

I like how you think Will! If only! That's the spirit! It's future aspirations that give the present meaning. Do you know where in Vancouver we would go...Oh! And you can be Next after Tara for a pedicure...I mean a medicinally focused and masculine foot treatment.